The Single
by Poker Chip
April, among other things, is national poetry month. Here's a verse with a Chip slant to it.
He stood on the tee donned boldly in argyle and plaid,
the only word to describe his sartorial splendor was, bad.
White driver, white shoes and white belt,
a look, he was sure would drive the ladies wild and make their hearts melt.
Hey, we're one short, he bellowed,
Where's that chicken Badet, has he gone yellow.
No, no, no, the tee time was impossible for him to meet,
you'll have to find some other pigeon to beat.
Over the P.A. the starter called, a single to join you, please wait,
Ah, a new fish on the line, let me set the bait.
Up to the teeing ground came a woman in a skirt of salmon pink,
with a wiggle in her walk, all eyes were upon her, what did you think.
My, my, my, you are the cutest cart girl I have ever seen, dear,
After I wallop this drive, would you bring me a beer.
I see you are quite evolved with your sweetie, cutey, honey,
I don't want to, but feel like I owe it to you, to take your money.
Whoa sweet cheeks whoa, are you talking about a bet,
between you and me, we only just met.
I must warn you, I am a legit 16, ask my mate,
that's ok, she said sweetly, I'll only have to give you eight.
The crowd around the tee began to multiply, then double,
backing out now would surely burst his golfing bubble.
I'll take the bet, but the loser will have to play a round in my shirt,
You're a bit confident, but ok if you wear my skirt.
She stepped up to the box petite and small,
she grooved her waggle then really hit the ball.
Her grin was Cheshire like, toothy and wide,
remember big guy, you only get four a side.
With that he grunted and took a mighty swipe,
a vicious hit that went anywhere but down the pipe.
When they got to their shots, she said, my name is Kay,
by the looks of our drives, you are still away.
The round continued like this the rest of the day,
our hero got waxed, his game was slayed.
The moral of our story is this, if you bet don't blink,
unless, of course, you have the legs for a skirt of salmon pink.