My Vote’s for Love
Every Chip Counts
June is when the political process starts to get fun. The primaries are finally over. The shoe-in candidates are busy trying to look and act presidential, while secretly preparing to drop the gloves hockey style and attack one other. Can’t you picture Hillary with her playoff beard body checking a helmetless Donald into the boards? Of course he’ll catch her straddling the blue line unable to commit. And so, it goes. Simon and Garfunkel got it right when they sang, “Going to the candidate debate. Laugh about it, shout about it, when you got to choose, either way you look at it, you lose.” Take heed America, I have a write in candidate with experience and no hidden agendas! Did I pique your interest?
Our own president, Mike Love, is such a man. He believes in quick meetings, favors red wine, Tommy Bahama shirts and no new items from the floor. He has run unopposed for 11 straight years, no one else want wants the job, with a balanced budget and not a single corruption charge. His political stock has risen to where several Latin American countries awaiting a coup, have claimed Mike as a native son.
His long time Cabinet, no one want these jobs either, will hit the campaign trail running. It is complete with an accountant, a lawyer and to appeal to the younger voters, a webmaster. The wet voters are also well represented by Mike’s thirsty board of directors. “There is no down side to this candidate except perhaps the membership he represents, “Said Lou Badet”.
Accepting of his humble grass roots campaign and write in status, Mike has approved a stamp drive at our next three tournaments. Please bring a new, unused roll of US stamps to the pro shop prior to your tee times. Make American great again, Vote Love!
The Love 2 Party Committee would like to ask Cabo Nick to refrain from all interviews, photo ops or comments regarding “that” Christmas party until after the election.
